And these are almost equally classy:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/000110.html
Her momma must be so proud...
She recently took her fiancee to meet her father for the first time. Daddy greeted him with "Hello. I'm so glad you could get off of work today.". Later, he is alleged to have given his food order to the waitress "He'll have the eggs Benedict, a glass of OJ, and a job application"
BTTT
Funny site