[wideawake]

Miss Spears's parents are said to be horrified at the prospect and, as devout Baptists, are urging her to plan a ceremony reflecting their faith.

Ah, you mean those devout Baptists that let their daughter prance around like three-dollar whore on national television for five years.

[protest1]

Yes, those would be the ones. Surprising how she turned out isn't it.