Britney plans a Kabbalah wedding

tl ^ | 27 July 2004 | By Laura Benjamin,

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17 posts and nobody followed the rule.

[exhaustedmomma]

May I suggest a Pre-Nup?

Seems she told her parents to shut up on that, too. This is love, and she doesn't need a pre-nup. Looks like loverboy has found a way to pay child support for those illegitimate babies of his.

[Red Badger]

Yes, It's still being sold....To New age Idiots.....

[Alouette]

"Kabbalah Center" is a POS cult which has as much to do with Judaism as "Scientology" has to do with science.

[Red Badger]

Which rule would that be? Not to insult someone's religion??...

[stop_killing_unborn_babies]

oh how heartfelt her religious convictions, she was coming forward to accept Jesus a few months back, in tears, if i recall correctly....

Was that before or after her kissing episode with mahonna?

[I still care]

I have to say, I think Britney is a tragic figure. She's got all the money in the world, and the common sense of a amoeba. She seems to just blunder through life, not thinking anything through.

[BossLady]

I wonder if the mother of the child is going to go after Britney and hubby once they are married for big child support payments?? This will be interesting to follow.... ;)

[xsmommy]

i thought it was after. i recall it being when she was said to be spiralling out of control. not that that has stopped, but she and madonna had the liplock for the awards show last year wasn't it?

[Calvin Coolidge]

She celebrated her faith in Kaballah by getting a set of Hebrew characters tattooed on the back of her neck. Her extensive knowledge of her new faith, apparently, doesn't extend to the Jewish prohibition on tattoos. Nor to the proper way to read Hebrew letters: the tatto is backwards, and thus gibberish. Matching the tattoo she got earlier, which she thought was the Chinese symbol for 'mysterious' but was later whorified to learn actually translates as 'strange'.

During an interview about her album, she claimed to have been influenced by 'Eastern spiritual religions'. When asked if she was referring to Hinduism, she replied "What is that? Is that like kaballah?"

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pictures!

[nmh]

"The faith taken up by Miss Spears is also favoured by Madonna, Guy Ritchie and Demi Moore."

So sad ... Jewish mysticism will only further help you to lose you way. Any of those three should be a RED flag.

"Miss Spears's parents are said to be horrified at the prospect and, as devout Baptists, are urging her to plan a ceremony reflecting their faith."

It is spiritually horrific to substitute Christian doctrine for foolishness.

"'There's some resistance from her family,' said a friend. 'But maybe there's a way to incorporate elements from both faiths, and make everyone happy.'"

Why bother? If you are not sincere in your heart, He sees that.

"Now she has fallen for 26-year-old Federline, a dancer whose exgirlfriend Shar Jackson gave birth only last week to his second child. "

This marriage is doomed from the start. He should have married his exgirlfriend after the SECOND child. This guy is as irresponsible as Spears.

[Dr. Frank fan]

Your post #30 is dangerous to people in offices. It can spark bursts of uncontrollable laughter. Put a warning on it next time ;-)

[SpyGuy]

Hollyweird celebrities change their "faith" as frequently as they change their wardrobes. To them, religion is a fashion accessory.

[Uncle Vlad]

Kaballah is the latest "hip trend" in Hollywood. Unfortunately, Kaballah requires a great deal of serious study and reflection. Madonna and Britney as "serious" students of the Kaballah? Rrrrriiiight. You don't take a Yugo into the Indy 500 unless you know an incredible shortcut.

Kaballah study might be a little deep for you girls; might I suggest a Quiji board and some training wheels, then start working your way up?

[7.62 x 51mm]

That one doesn't look anything like the "8 ball" I had back in the late 50s/ early 60s. It was black, 7-8" diameter, had white "8" on it, and a flat clear spot where an 8-10 sided "answer" appeared after I shook it.

I saw one recently driving by a yard sale. I was tempted to stop and get it, but didn't.

[BossLady]

Anything they do is fashion....kids...religion.....politics....to get their next part or next gig....that's all life is to these people...

[Askel5]

=== but then this is NOT real Judaism but an occult form of it. That's why these people gravitate toward it - the OCCULT!




Has the Knesset ever ruled on Kabbalism the same way they've ruled on equivalency of the Orthodox/Conservative/Reform forms of Judaism?

[Calvin Coolidge]

The obligatory photos, though the sight may make you gag (and I suspect she gagged too while they were taking them). (Warning: Borderline work-unfriendly)

http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/000435.html

They remind me of Brandine and Cletus from The Simpsons

[Jaded]

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