Britney plans a Kabbalah wedding

tl ^ | 27 July 2004 | By Laura Benjamin,

[xsmommy]

oh how heartfelt her religious convictions, she was coming forward to accept Jesus a few months back, in tears, if i recall correctly....

[BossLady]

Dear Britney -

May I suggest a Pre-Nup?

Love,
BossLady

[ShadowDancer]

I'll be right back. I'm going to tell my daughters just how damn great I think they are.

[onyx]

Don't you know we have murder threads up and running?

[No Blue States]

"Now she has fallen for 26-year-old Federline, a dancer whose exgirlfriend Shar Jackson gave birth only last week to his second child."

what a soap opera.

[A. Patriot]

Wasn't there a toy back in the 1960's that looked like a big "8 ball" that had a clear window in it where you read fortunes called Cabala?

[steplock]

yeah - sure - like she and madonna and all the other hollywierd sluts and gigolos who can barely spell their names and barely cover their own A**e* have the slightest idea of what Judaism is all about - but then this is NOT real Judaism but an occult form of it. That's why these people gravitate toward it - the OCCULT!

[Blzbba]

"Now she has fallen for 26-year-old Federline, a dancer whose exgirlfriend Shar Jackson gave birth only last week to his second child"


What an asset to traditional, hetero marriage this couple will be. [/sarcasm

[ItsOurTimeNow]

Eh...why not?

Fake singing, fake performances, fake career, fake friendships, fake relationships...why not throw in a fake marriage?

IOTN Predicts - "Doomed from the start."

[PetroniDE]

WHO CARES ????

Marriage won't last three months. I have October 15th in the FR Britney pool !!!!

[xsmommy]

i like a good crime now and again...

[kjam22]

Miss Spears's parents are said to be horrified at the prospect and, as devout Baptists, are urging her to plan a ceremony reflecting their faith.

A little late for parental urging I would guess.

[A. Patriot]

Wasn't there a toy back in the 1960's that looked like a big "8 ball" that had a clear window in it where you read fortunes called Cabala?

I found one on e-bay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2533&item=5911927733&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[TheBigB]

All of which helps lead to that long-awaited and inevitable day when she says, "F*** it. Get Hefner on the line and tell them as long as the shots are 'tasteful,' I'll do it."

[JoeSixPack1]

At least the poor little tart is marrying a male. Her normality of life scale is still only 10% of the rest of us nobodies.

[RogueIsland]

Now she has fallen for 26-year-old Federline, a dancer whose exgirlfriend Shar Jackson gave birth only last week to his second child.

Beavis and Butthead exhibit better judgement than this girl. Sad.

[wideawake]

Miss Spears's parents are said to be horrified at the prospect and, as devout Baptists, are urging her to plan a ceremony reflecting their faith.

Ah, you mean those devout Baptists that let their daughter prance around like three-dollar whore on national television for five years.

[Prime Choice]

[Mr Ramsbotham]

If she's Jewish, I'm a kosher ham.