Good lord!! Knowing Darks as I do, I don't even want to know!!!
As I mentioned elsewhere (DD thread..) Miss Staplegun 1993 was a mistake in dating that shan't be repeated.
Getting stapled in the shoulder while aking one's way out the door in hasty retreat wasn't fun.
"So kids, learn from Darksheare, don't date insane people. Even if you attract them in droves."
*A public service announcment by the citizens against letting Darksheare date, ever.*
/ joke
A little self-effacing humor based on reality..