ok, you're in.
hrmn... titles, titles...
Lady 4mycountry doesn't roll out well...
Lady Formica is funny, but you'd declare war on me for that...
too young to be Our Genevieve...
oh, wait - you are the high-priestess of the VKCult...
that's easy, then:
thou art created Lady Morganna, Thrower of Spells and Heavy Objects, Keeper of the Wood Shampoo.