ZOT!!! FIRE RAINS FROM SKY, TROLL PERISHES

To: Neets; King Prout; Darksheare

Only a matter of time, my dear.

Only a matter of time.

Once you've invoked the name of Darksheare, the heavens will open up and rain meteors upon our heads.

BEHOLD!

61 posted on 07/17/2004 8:16:23 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (I prefer Czechs!)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

62 posted on 07/17/2004 8:17:34 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)

You say you a gangsta, but you never pop nothin,
You say you a wanksta, then you need to stop frontin.

63 posted on 07/17/2004 8:17:44 AM PDT by Neets

To: sweetliberty

64 posted on 07/17/2004 8:17:53 AM PDT by MEG33 (John Kerry has been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security)

Any kind of interruptus is SUCH a drag.

65 posted on 07/17/2004 8:18:42 AM PDT by Neets

66 posted on 07/17/2004 8:18:45 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))

To: The Scourge of Yazid; Darksheare

I should be careful then, he's just a hand full of miles from me.

67 posted on 07/17/2004 8:19:47 AM PDT by Neets

Just think Meek, we had some of these beeber-smashing rocks from the sky in our neck of the woods just last week! How did Asteroid2 miss that one? I guess it will have to wait for Asteroid3, or maybe 3Asteroid.

68 posted on 07/17/2004 8:20:05 AM PDT by timpad (Peace without victory is procrastination)

To: MeekOneGOP; Asteroid2

Ah, gee whizzers, he was just getting to be fun.

69 posted on 07/17/2004 8:20:28 AM PDT by Soaring Feather

yes, but pouncus interruptus (publicus) is also highly embarrassing

70 posted on 07/17/2004 8:20:40 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)

To: timpad; MeekOneGOP

I got killed by an asteroid once

71 posted on 07/17/2004 8:22:10 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

"Okay, some of them are wearing skirts and waving hello, but still..."

Just what we need....alien reinforcements to the queer alliance....and we already know what democRATs do with aliens....and queers.

72 posted on 07/17/2004 8:22:34 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))

To: Neets; King Prout; RandallFlagg

Uh-oh!

Never can quite be sure what that portends, can you?

The Tommyknockers.

73 posted on 07/17/2004 8:23:44 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (I prefer Czechs!)

Do you know where I can get 7 of them hats with the pointy things in size extra-extra small?

There was 9! Two are now on guard duty in Valhalla.

74 posted on 07/17/2004 8:24:08 AM PDT by OSHA (Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

one can be sure of one thing: there shall be roadkill beeber

75 posted on 07/17/2004 8:25:59 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)

You are posting from a Russian website ?? .....
http://www.newsru.com/world/15jul2004/shar.html

Â Åãèïòå íà äîìà æèòåëåé ñ íåáà ñòàëè ïàäàòü "îãíåííûå øàðû": ñãîðåëè 100 ñòðîåíèé

âðåìÿ ïóáëèêàöèè: 15 èþëÿ 2004 ã., 12:41
ïîñëåäíåå îáíîâëåíèå: 15 èþëÿ 2004 ã., 18:03

Â íåñêîëüêèõ äåðåâíÿõ íà þãå Åãèïòà ïî íåèçâåñòíîé ïðè÷èíå îäíîâðåìåííî ñãîðåëè îêîëî 100 äîìîâ, ñîîáùàåò ÐÈÀ "Íîâîñòè" ñî ññûëêîé íà ìåñòíóþ ïðåññó. Â ðåçóëüòàòå áåç êðîâà îñòàëèñü íåñêîëüêî ñîòåí ìåñòíûõ æèòåëåé, ìíîãèå èç êîòîðûõ ïîëó÷èëè îæîãè.
Ïî óòâåðæäåíèþ ìíîãî÷èñëåííûõ î÷åâèäöåâ, íà êðûøè äîìîâ, íà êîòîðûõ êðåñòüÿíå ñóøàò ïîìåò, èñïîëüçóåìûé â ýòèõ ìåñòàõ â êà÷åñòâå òîïëèâà, ïàäàëè îãíåííûå øàðû, ìîìåíòàëüíî âîñïëàìåíÿâøèå ñòðîåíèÿ.
Ìåñòíûå âëàñòè ïîêà íå ìîãóò îáúÿñíèòü ïðè÷èíû âîçãîðàíèÿ. Ïî îäíîé èç âåðñèé, íà äîìà ïàäàëè ãîëóáè, çàãîðåâøèåñÿ îò ñòîëêíîâåíèÿ ñ ëèíèåé ýëåêòðîïåðåäà÷. Îäíàêî, ïî óòâåðæäåíèþ ìåñòíûõ æèòåëåé, íà ïîæàðèùàõ áûëè îáíàðóæåíû âñåãî íåñêîëüêî îáãîðåâøèõ ïòè÷üèõ òóøåê.
Ïî äðóãîé âåðñèè, ïðè÷èíîé ïîæàðîâ ìîã ñòàòü ìåòåîðèòíûé ïîòîê. Âûñêàçûâàþòñÿ òàêæå ïðåäïîëîæåíèÿ î òîì, â ñãîðåâøèõ äîìàõ èç-çà áîëüøîé íàãðóçêè â ýëåêòðîñåòè ïðîèçîøëè êîðîòêèå çàìûêàíèÿ. Íî ïðîòèâ ýòîé âåðñèè ãîâîðèò òî, ÷òî ìíîãèå èç äîìîâ âîîáùå íå èìåëè ýëåêòðè÷åñòâà.
Ñàìè ïîñòðàäàâøèå ñ÷èòàþò, ÷òî îãîíü íà íèõ íàñëàëè äæèííû, ñëóæèòåëè øàéòàíà (äüÿâîëà).
Ñòîèò îòìåòèòü, ÷òî àíàëîãè÷íîå ïàäåíèå îãíåííûõ øàðîâ íàáëþäàëîñü â ÿíâàðå ýòîãî ãîäà â Èñïàíèè, ãäå ñîòíè æèòåëåé ñåâåðíûõ ïðîâèíöèé ñòàëè ñâèäåòåëÿìè çàãàäî÷íîãî ïðèðîäíîãî ÿâëåíèÿ.
Òîãäà îäèí èç ïðåäñòàâèòåëåé âëàñòåé ãîðîäà Ïàëåíñèÿ çàÿâèë, ÷òî îäèí îãíåííûé øàð âçîðâàëñÿ. "Âçðûâ áûë î÷åíü ñèëüíûé. Â âîçäóõ ïîäíÿëîñü îáëàêî áåëîãî äûìà, êîòîðîå äîëãî íå ðàññåèâàëîñü", - çàÿâèë îí.
Ïî ìíåíèþ àñòðîíîìîâ, îãíåííûå øàðû, ñêîðåå âñåãî, - êðóïíûå ìåòåîðèòû.

76 posted on 07/17/2004 8:26:02 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)

77 posted on 07/17/2004 8:26:44 AM PDT by OSHA (Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)

Crapola I hate when I miss a good Zot... especially when it is from a "friend" of a former victim.

78 posted on 07/17/2004 8:27:51 AM PDT by Americanwolf (America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)

To: sweetliberty; OSHA; King Prout; Salamander; Conspiracy Guy; Archie Bunker on steroids; ...

Peter Boyle, as "Joe":

Dem long-hairs and queers! Daze worse than the friggin' hippies, I tells ya. Why, I oughta take dat filty daughter a' mine and drag her home by da scruff of 'er neck! DAMN, FILTHY HIPPIES! SCREW 'EM!

79 posted on 07/17/2004 8:27:54 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (I prefer Czechs!)

To: The Scourge of Yazid; King Prout; OSHA; Darksheare

Another 7k+ tread like the other ZOT?

Youse guys are too funny!

80 posted on 07/17/2004 8:28:23 AM PDT by Neets

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