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ZOT!!! FIRE RAINS FROM SKY, TROLL PERISHES

Posted on 07/17/2004 6:21:58 AM PDT by Asteroid2

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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I dunno... I kinda like this one:
"Sometimes, the best way to solve morale problems is to fire all the unhappy people."


141 posted on 07/17/2004 9:07:59 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Our battle cry:

One account banned or suspended....all accounts banned or suspended.

Don't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?

142 posted on 07/17/2004 9:08:03 AM PDT by OSHA (Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)
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To: timpad

oh, that's right, silly me!

Thou art indeed the Wizard Tim!


143 posted on 07/17/2004 9:08:54 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout
I had an Asteroid once...oh wait I think that was Hemorrhoids.... although I hear they burn about the same... :)
144 posted on 07/17/2004 9:09:50 AM PDT by Americanwolf (America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)
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To: King Prout
I shall from this day forward be known as:

Sir OSHA of the Livery!

145 posted on 07/17/2004 9:12:06 AM PDT by OSHA (Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)
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To: King Prout

Like my new Tagline


146 posted on 07/17/2004 9:12:21 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Sir Guy de la Conspiracie, kuh-nigget extraordinaire. RKBA & Insane Clown Posse since 7/04)
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To: King Prout

Ping Please King! for the RKBA ping list...


147 posted on 07/17/2004 9:13:30 AM PDT by Americanwolf (America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)
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To: Americanwolf

;)
you buckin' ta be put on the List?


148 posted on 07/17/2004 9:13:39 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout

That is true. I can get scared though.


149 posted on 07/17/2004 9:13:57 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Sir Guy de la Conspiracie, kuh-nigget extraordinaire. RKBA & Insane Clown Posse since 7/04)
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To: The Scourge of Yazid

Violent Jay, he be the shiz-NYE there.


150 posted on 07/17/2004 9:14:05 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I'm thinkin' of a master plan . . .)
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To: King Prout
Do I get a knighthood or do have to start out as a lowly page?
151 posted on 07/17/2004 9:15:40 AM PDT by Americanwolf (America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)
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To: King Prout
Needs a little work. And we don't want to get sued for copy-rite violation. They would take my valuable collection of beanie babies.

How about this.

"Sometimes, the best way to solve morale problems is to ZOT! all the unhappy people."

152 posted on 07/17/2004 9:16:23 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (This uniform needs something; something that says I'm here to destroy you, but with a sense of fun)
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To: King Prout
One, Two, Five!


153 posted on 07/17/2004 9:17:26 AM PDT by timpad (Peace without victory is procrastination)
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To: Xenalyte
Dat's right!

C'mon, like those fools Eminem and Kid Rock have any talent?(!) "Give me a break!"

Violent Jay is all clown.

INSANE CLOWN SHORTY!

154 posted on 07/17/2004 9:17:50 AM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (I prefer Czechs!)
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To: Americanwolf
ah, I see that you are.

Mr. Burns:

"excellent...."

155 posted on 07/17/2004 9:18:21 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout
How are we going to keep the Riffraff out?

Oh. Wait. I think I just answered muh own question.

156 posted on 07/17/2004 9:19:19 AM PDT by OSHA (Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)
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To: King Prout

Yes please sire!


157 posted on 07/17/2004 9:19:36 AM PDT by Americanwolf (America! Love it, or my 550 pound lowland gorilla will be more than happy to show you the door.)
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To: Lady Jag

I don't think we have that much class.


158 posted on 07/17/2004 9:20:15 AM PDT by OSHA (Tag lines should be changed at least as often as your underwear.)
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To: Americanwolf

be thankful we have no cabanaboy openings.
be VERY thankful

thou art created Squire Canus Lupus Americanus


159 posted on 07/17/2004 9:20:31 AM PDT by King Prout ("Thou has been found guilty and convicted of malum zambonifactum most foul... REPENT!)
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To: King Prout; PetroniDE
You bet I want some of the action. I used to be a great warrior before retiring to dispatch.

You want recruits, go to PetroniDE's Cat thread for some of the best cat warrriors and Troll fighters.


160 posted on 07/17/2004 9:20:50 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet (AKA Tad Rad) but found the solution)
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