LOL I worked with a guy whose mother was a "washerwoman." He said it was years before he figured out his mom wasn't washing all his dad's shirts three days a week.
Two girls and a boy here. Now (thankfully) all adults.
My son was much more difficult as a child. For a time I was on a first name basis with the triage nurses at the local ER.
The girls as teenagers were more difficult, I think. But then, I think like a female, and really had no idea what my son was thinking.
Reading the posts, I am SO glad I have no little ones at home. Too well I remember the days of wanting to sell them all to passing gypsies. :)