To: 11th Earl of Mar
A bird in hand is worth...
2 posted on
07/15/2004 7:56:39 AM PDT by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
Too weird for words............
3 posted on
07/15/2004 7:57:25 AM PDT by
Gabz
(Ted Kennedy's driving has killed more people than second hand smoke)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Again, that wasn't enough, and he asked for sex."
So what's the problem here? He had something that she wanted, and she had something that he wanted. It seems fair to me. Besides, I couldn't begin to count the number of times that I've had sex in exchange for bird (chicken) and that doesn't make me a bad person.
5 posted on
07/15/2004 9:42:53 AM PDT by
Jaysun
(You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s usually sufficient for Democrats.)
To: 11th Earl of Mar
An Eclectus is a pretty large bird with a beak that could probably bite through a case-hardened 1/2" bolt.
We had one about 30 years ago. Like most birds in captivity, they're sort of cranky. My ex-wife used to put 'Albert' on her wrist and used to give him a kiss on his beak. I warned her about what could happen, but as with so much else, she disregarded my advice.
Of course one night in 1974 I had to take her 17 miles to the emergency room with blood spurting all over the inside of the car from a split upper lip.
Nothing that a little cosmetic surgery didn't take care of.
These bird people seem to be a little irrational.
6 posted on
07/15/2004 11:00:40 AM PDT by
x1stcav
(http://www.ronaldreaganmemorial.com/photo_gallery.asp)
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