Dave's Holiday
by Patty LarkinHe has the weekend off and Monday is a holiday
He drived for hours and hours to sit in a lawn chair
by the bayDave's Holiday
Dave's Holiday, Dave
Talking 'bout
Dave's Holiday
Dave's Holiday, DaveHe's there with a can of beer, he got his work clothes on
but he never moves
Look out, I think he's kind of weird
He's setting up a bugzapper barbecueDave's Holiday
Dave's Holiday, Dave
Talking 'bout
Dave's Holiday
Dave's Holiday, DaveHas a dog without a name
Dave has a dog
But the dog doesn't have a name
Dave has a dog
But the dog doesnt have a name
So we call it
Dave
Dave's dog Daveoh, no, well he left his chair and he's coming up the lane
Walking fast
Don't look, don't smile, don't stare
'Cause he never stops talking and we never get pastDave's Holiday
Dave's Holiday, Dave
Talking 'bout
Dave's Holiday
Dave's Holiday, DaveHe has the weekend off and Monday is a holiday
He drives for hours and hours to sit in a lawn chair by the bay
Howdy howdy all!!
It's funny 'cause it's true...except for the bit about the dog...and the beer...and the work clothes...
And the bit about never moving is way off...
But other than that, it's spot on.
Mostly.
BTW, where's that from?