To: Corin Stormhands
*crash*
well...there's one plate down
sorry 'bout that
15 posted on
07/13/2004 10:00:34 AM PDT by
libarian
To: libarian; Corin Stormhands
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates-
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bawl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll !
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
25 posted on
07/13/2004 10:06:31 AM PDT by
HairOfTheDog
(~*-,._.,-*~Loves her hubbit~*-,._.,-*~)
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