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The Hobbit Hole XIII - Let them pass! Let them pass!
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Posted on 07/13/2004 9:49:23 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

...Let them pass! Let them pass!
(Note to dwarves, this is only meant figuratively)

New verse:

Upon the hearth the fire is red,
Beneath the roof there is a bed;
But not yet weary are our feet,
Still round the corner we may meet
A sudden tree or standing stone
That none have seen but we alone.
Tree and flower and leaf and grass,
Let them pass! Let them pass!
Hill and water under sky,
Pass them by! Pass them by!

Still round the corner there may wait
A new road or a secret gate,
And though we pass them by today,
Tomorrow we may come this way
And take the hidden paths that run
Towards the Moon or to the Sun.
Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe,
Let them go! Let them go!
Sand and stone and pool and dell,
Fare you well! Fare you well!

Home is behind, the world ahead,
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadows to the edge of night,
Until the stars are all alight.
Then world behind and home ahead,
We’ll wander back to home and bed.
Mist and twilight, cloud and shade,
Away shall fade! Away shall fade!
Fire and lamp, and meat and bread,
And then to bed! And then to bed!

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To: Fedora

Danger, Will Robinson!


1,921 posted on 07/17/2004 7:00:01 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (Open-box display model. Some accessories supplied. No manual. As is, no warranty. All sales final.)
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To: RMDupree

Timmy, timmy, timmmy tim
Timmy, timmy tim!


1,922 posted on 07/17/2004 7:00:47 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Fedora
To repeat:

Danger, Will Robinson!

1,923 posted on 07/17/2004 7:01:51 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (Open-box display model. Some accessories supplied. No manual. As is, no warranty. All sales final.)
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To: ExGeeEye

Dr. Zachary Smith:

Oh dear!--we're doomed!


1,924 posted on 07/17/2004 7:01:59 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Fedora
Well... there's even more coarse, crude and vulgar language in the movie than in the episodes... and they don't bleep it out in the movie.
1,925 posted on 07/17/2004 7:02:52 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (I wondered, where did it lead? Stars?)
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To: RMDupree

"I'm not fat! I just haven't grown into my body yet."

Hey, isn't this the episode where Mr. Hanky shows up to protest the health food?


1,926 posted on 07/17/2004 7:03:31 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear

I heard the plot revolves around "Terence & Philip" or something like that?


1,927 posted on 07/17/2004 7:04:02 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear; RMDupree

Barf alert on the film fest! Ugh, my stomach. . .


1,928 posted on 07/17/2004 7:06:11 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Fedora
"I can see clearly now, the rain has gone..."

"Howdy-ho!"

1,929 posted on 07/17/2004 7:06:23 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (Open-box display model. Some accessories supplied. No manual. As is, no warranty. All sales final.)
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To: RMDupree

Well, hiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIdeeeho! :)


1,930 posted on 07/17/2004 7:06:40 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: ExGeeEye

It's TV's Fred Savage! :)


1,931 posted on 07/17/2004 7:07:25 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Fedora
Yep... the boys sneak into the R-rated "Terence & Phillip" movie and have their fragile little minds warped by the lewd and vulgar language in it. They start swearing a blue streak. Their mothers are horrified and start a campaign against Terence & Phillip, which leads to war between the U.S. & Canada, and Satan & Sadaam Hussein taking over the world.

Rose and I like the songs.

1,932 posted on 07/17/2004 7:07:54 PM PDT by Bear_in_RoseBear (I wondered, where did it lead? Stars?)
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To: Fedora

Chef's Saly Chocolate Balls...


1,933 posted on 07/17/2004 7:08:39 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (Open-box display model. Some accessories supplied. No manual. As is, no warranty. All sales final.)
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To: Fedora; ecurbh; Bear_in_RoseBear; All

I just saw the news and it turns out that the little girl was being watched by some relatives and nobody knew who was watching her until they realized she disappeared.

The 3 year old roamed the streets and one of the residents here spotted her and took her in, cleaning her up and feeding her while waiting for police.

The relatives finally showed up hysterical - and explained that one person thought the other person was watching the little girl and somehow she got out of the house.

The parents had no clue any of this was going on, so the mother will be able to claim her daughter tonight from the Department of Children & Families.

Happy ending!!


1,934 posted on 07/17/2004 7:09:28 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: My heart remains in Washington....)
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To: Bear_in_RoseBear

Sounds like a plausible premise--blasted Canadians. . .


1,935 posted on 07/17/2004 7:09:57 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: ExGeeEye

I can't believe they managed to turn that into a song. . .


1,936 posted on 07/17/2004 7:10:51 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: RMDupree

Whew!--glad that turned out well!


1,937 posted on 07/17/2004 7:11:42 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: RMDupree

Have y'all been brushing behind your teeth?


1,938 posted on 07/17/2004 7:12:45 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: RMDupree

You see, the sewer is a fragile ecosystem. . .


1,939 posted on 07/17/2004 7:13:26 PM PDT by Fedora (Kerryman, Kerryman, does whatever a ketchup can/Spins a lie, any size, catches wives just like flies)
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To: Fedora
Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f-ck myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo

Liane: And that b-tch Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!

1,940 posted on 07/17/2004 7:18:16 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (Open-box display model. Some accessories supplied. No manual. As is, no warranty. All sales final.)
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