[daisyscarlett]

Of course he will recognize you-How many beautiful young ladies with curly red hair can there be on that plane?

Best wishes for a joyful reunion...

[daisyscarlett]

Since the Bush twins are getting fairly decent press, plus that great spread in VOGUE, it just would not be right not to have a syruppy piece about the Kerry daughters...'Nessa and A

The girls are described in this article as:"Alexandra, the tall brunette with model looks,..... Vanessa, a blonde with piercing blue eyes who resembles her dad...."

[lodwick]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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