[mountaineer]

Teresa reminds me of my friend with serious bipolar disorder (around the time she went into the psych ward).

Dammit, woman, will you please stand next to me, and stop standing behind me making faces while I talk?!

[mountaineer]

Nice of her employer to give her time off from her pressing duties to accompany/chaperone dear ol' dad:

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton arrives with his daughter Chelsea for the launch party of his memoirs, 'My Life,' at the Guildhall in London, Monday, July 12, 2004. (AP Photo/Sang Tan)