I don't know whether Elizabeth Edwards buys her clothes at Wal-Mart, but she certainly doesn't put forth much of an effort (I'll say, diplomatically).
WHICH hard-partying daughters of a politician should be careful when they visit the ladies' room? The other night on the roof of the Gramercy Park Hotel, they nearly got caught in a cocaine blizzard. ...
DONALD Trump is itching to tell President Bush, "You're fired!" The real-estate mogul tells Esquire that the United States should have captured Osama bin Laden by now. "Tell me, how is it possible that we can't find a guy who's 6-foot-6 and supposedly needs a dialysis machine? . . . Can you explain that one to me?" Not one for false modesty, The Donald goes on to say that if he were president, the terror-master "would have been caught long ago." [Call me petty, but I'll listen to Donald Trump when his hair doesn't look like a raccoon coat caught in a wind tunnel]....
AL Franken has his heart set on running for senator in his home state of Minnesota. While he floated the rumor that he was interested earlier this month, the comic's pals said his mind is all but made up. "It is all he talks about, and he is really serious about going through with it," said a source. A rep for Franken called the possible run a "rumor." If Franken doesn't want to wait until 2008 to challenge Republican Sen. Norm Coleman, he can challenge fellow Democrat Sen. Mark Dayton in 2006. ...