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To: Poohbah

That's why God invented crates and doggie tranks.


23 posted on 07/09/2004 2:22:20 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No one will be sitting in sackcloth and ashes wailing, "Oh, if only we had listened to Art Bell!")
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To: Xenalyte

Yeah, well...

There is something about the folks who buy the nasty dogs (pit bulls, rottweilers, Presa Canarias in particular) that just convinces me that I should be ready for anything from them.

Maybe it's the fact that the last guy in my neighborhood who owned a pit bull also liked to zip around in his chassis & suspension lifted truck, darting towards kids riding their bikes...

A committee of aggrieved parents (including myself) went over to the guy's house and casually suggested that he was a bad fit with the neighborhood, and that maybe he should move out to Lakeside with the other scumbags.


27 posted on 07/09/2004 2:27:59 PM PDT by Poohbah ("Mister Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" -- President Ronald Reagan, Berlin, 1987)
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To: Xenalyte

That's why God invented Doggie coffins.


32 posted on 07/09/2004 2:30:28 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army and Supporting Bush/Cheney 2004!)
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