[JoeSixPack1]

It is our symbol of superiority, retribution and humor to strike fear in the hearts of trolling liberals who dare enter our island of conservatism, spewing bile and filth in the form of convoluted untruthful verbiage. Thus, we let loose our viking kittens to cast the intruders off with gusto, a couple of lightning zots and a kick in the pants!

[GovernmentShrinker]

Don't forget to tell how you toy with them first, just like any normal kitty toys with its prey before finally dispatching it.