LOL! Thank you for the laugh!
Sam and Murphy use to have a route, I swear I thought they would wear the carpet out!!!! They would usually start by the living room door, circle the living, hit the couch and go over into the dining room area, kitchen (where they skated across the floor) then into my bedroom over the bed and around the room, under the bed, back to the kitchen through the dining room and living room into momma's room and through the door from her room into her bathroom and then out the other door and repeat at least three or four times before stopping and if you tried to stop them they would look at you like you were crazy!!!!!