How should Saddam be executed --- choose your favorite

7-1-04 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Okay, FReepers, here is your chance to voice your choice. How should Saddam Hussein be executed? Maybe this thread should be sent to the new Iraqi government.

[rintense]

Nah, just make him watch this:

[Fedora]

LOL! Excellent :)

[Experiment 6-2-6]

Apparently, this is the torture our mainstream media fears most --- make him wear underwear on his head.

No!!!!!

Don't throw me into that briar patch!!!!

[Pagey]

If the Iraqi's had any sense they'd do one of 2 things:
A.)Put headphones on him and force him to watch/listen to CNN until he breaks OR B.)Get the CD version of Bill Clintons new book, set it on repeat, and have that blared into his cell 24 hours a day until he can recite perfect english or he dies, which ever comes first.

[Pagey]

Thinking even further, they could have prison visitation rights so the average Iraqi's could come by daily and slap his face, one after the other.That would mean rather long and painful days for him, and Allah knows he's earned it. (Think the procession of viewing Reagans Casket in Washington or Simi Valley and you get the idea.)

[doug from upland]

Helen Thomas. That may be as cruel and unusual punishment as forcing him to do Hillary.

[dcwusmc]

Someone sent around an email detailing how he should be killed... it was great. You dig a 6x6 hole 8 feet deep. Line it with plastic sheeting or cement blocks, then put Saddam into it, chained down and with his eye clamped open and a nose plug in place... maybe a snorkle. Then erect a two-hole outhouse over the pit and get the Iraqis in line to do their duty. By the time it all reaches the top of the snorkle, if used, he'll have had numerous hours to reflect on how he misused the folks there. If he's wrapped in a fresh pig skin before things kick off, so much the better!

[doug from upland]

Ummmmm. I want him dead as much as the next guy, but your post............

[dcwusmc]

You'll get over it.... actually, I do LIKE the idea. It's so, so.... FITTING. That a tyrant and wannabee emperor dies face up under an outhouse, like the POS he is. Perhaps ALL statists, tyrants and authoritarians could be executed in this manner.

[roylene]

Drawn and quartered.

[dcwusmc]

BUMP

[coffmg]

The ' punishment/torture ' method I would use is this;

Monthly beatings. The first beating would be with a very large wide flat board.

A month later he would be beaten with a board about the size of a Cricket bat.

The next permutation would be with a ball bat.

Then a leather belt, canning, whip. flog of nine tails, then a piano wire.

Each monthly beating with the smaller and smaller device would be administered by a larger and larger person.

On the last day with the piano wire he will be informed that he can cut his own throat with a knife or begun allover again from the first day.
GLCNSLC

[doug from upland]

Bringing back a fun thread.

[TADSLOS]

A head to toe toxic chemical peel, one layer at a time, delivered over the same time span that he spread terror. Keep him alive via intravenous supplements and conscious throughout. Show him a video loop of his torturing/killing/maiming, etc...while he gets the ultimate makeover. Oh, yeah, right before he checks out, have him rolled in to see GW and hear the words, "Saddam, you're fired". (I'm kidding) Just shoot the SOB and be done with it.