[Kirkwood]

This reminds me of a practical joke that someone played on their old man. The father did something of questionable legality and the son who worked at city hall made up a fake letter from the DA to come in for questioning. The father surrendered himself and the DA's office had no idea what was going on. I'm surprised the son didn't get into trouble for impersonating someone from the DA's office!

So... maybe your "friends" are playing a very elaborate dirty trick on you.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

This reminds me of a practical joke that someone played on their old man. The father did something of questionable legality and the son who worked at city hall made up a fake letter from the DA to come in for questioning. The father surrendered himself and the DA's office had no idea what was going on. I'm surprised the son didn't get into trouble for impersonating someone from the DA's office!

So... maybe your "friends" are playing a very elaborate dirty trick on you.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

It was a pretty impressive practical joke. My "friends" all thought the original incident was so funny that they decided to give me this for my birthday.

Thier downfall was that they let my wife in on the secret. She tipped me off and I decided to turn the tables on them. When they came to visit this weekend, I told them the story about getting the summons and that I had hired an attorney and paid a $300.00 retainer. All the faces were pretty somber until I let them know I was on to them.

Sorry to bother all of you with what turned out to be a false alarm. Thank you very much for your assistance.

BlueMondaySkipper