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[JoeSixPack1]

Reason #654,397,832.9 why cuba sucks.

Reason #537 - American tourists are clueless.

Reason #128 - Castro thinks it cool to screw ya.

Reason #1 - If I had any doubt X42i recycled his unopened smoking-poker cigars, this article confirms it.

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[Cagey]

KRAMER: Jerry, I just picked up the Cubans at the bus station. (shrill)
What's going on!?

JERRY: What?

KRAMER: (animated) They're not real Cubans. They're Dominicans.

JERRY: So?

KRAMER: So, Jerry, if my investors don't get Cubans, the whole deal's off.

JERRY: What's the difference?

KRAMER: Jerry, once you've had real Cubans, there's just nothing else like
it.

JERRY: (confused) We're talking about people, right?

KRAMER: Yes, yes. The quality, the texture, the intoxicating aroma. These
guys don't have it.

JERRY: I thought they smelled pretty nice.

KRAMER: Jerry, your palate's unrefined.