[Conspiracy Guy]

I am still earnest. See.

[Slip18]

Why is it guy's eyebrows don't thin out as women's do as they age? Your eyebrows are the same. Of course, most women don't lose their hair on their head either.

You and Laura are a beautiful/handsome couple. May God make your union a loooooooooong one!

Yes, you still look earnest.

[Argh]

CG looks very debonair here, but to tell the truth, Miss Laura, I don't see much of Cluck Gooble in him. Maybe you have to be there.