Posted on 06/18/2004 5:22:50 AM PDT by Slip18
ROTFLMAO!
I wasn't a unicorn person, either. But I did really like snakes. Cyber's got a photo of me somewhere with a snake wrapped around my neck. They just don't scare me.
I can't type for crap. But I can recount an interesting conversation or event almost verbatim. Even years later. I am a great witness to anything. However, if I am bored I won't even remember being present because, I wasn't there, for all intents and purposes.
CG looks very debonair here, but to tell the truth, Miss Laura, I don't see much of Cluck Gooble in him. Maybe you have to be there.
If I could get the hair on my ears and back to migrate north, I'd look like Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Who has that photo?
Oh, great, now I'll get a G-quad. Crap.
Couldn't tell it now.
I know what you mean about being disinterested and not hearing a word or remembering anything that happened. It's usually at one of the family reunions for me. If I remembered what they said, I'd have to hit the dems for their idiotic comments. We're half dems and half 'pubs.
I don't see Cluck Gooble in me either. But I don't see and Niven either. Nor Russell Crow. I like to think of me as a tall Mel Gibson with different hair, eyes, chin, nose, mouth, ears, skin tone, etc. Don't you agree!
Absolutely! I think you've got it!
LOL....
Only one dem in my family. My oldest brother Dan's wife. She is a Canadian Commie Clinton loving baffon. Her presence is like pee on a hot rock. She can clear a room just by passing by the door.
You mean this Ben Steller. Are you always upside down?
Don't go to this Google site. There are more pop-ups there than a bag of popcorn.
Other than those little details he and I are twins.
Well, Arghiest, you've done it again. Now, you have to come up from that quadruple F minus. Sheesh!
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Friday ! TGIF !![]()
Analogy suggestions:
More pop-ups than Pee Wee Herman at a theatre
More pop-ups than Sammy Sosa hitting in the clutch
The one with the headband and "The Look". I hate popups.
I try, Miss Slip, I try.
You've given me an idea (!).When women ask me what I look like from now on, I'll tell 'em John Holmes but with a handsomer face. I won't even mention I've got a smaller you-know-what and a fatter body than he had.
HAH!!
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