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Posted on 06/17/2004 7:09:03 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
"You do know that cows control the temperature of the earth, don't you?"
[Quickly flips through "Dr. Evil's Guide to World Domination" to find entry for "controlling global temperature"] Um, yes, I knew that--I was just testing you. . .Which brings me to my latest plan. I propose that we kidnap a herd of cows and use them to hold the world hostage, threatening to raise the world temperature unless the leaders of the world pay us. . .
1 million dollars! Bwahahahahah!
"Should I throw you some 43" x 72" miniblinds?"
[Rests pinky on lip and looks suspiciously] Do they have laser beams attached to them?
Evenin' everyone!
Evenin'!
Naw...I don't go in for them new-fangled dee-vices.
Not so far.... Thank heavens!
Evening Ruthy! - Long time no talk!
*waves at you*
Nothing good on TV tonight? *wink*
It's been simply aaaaaaaages, hasn't it? *grin*
*sigh* I can't believe WeddingMoot came and went so quickly.
It's da Ruthmeister... da Ruthinator... :-)
Howdy!
Ain't no sunshine, since you're gone. [snif] :-)
painting is fun...Joaquin Sorolla Y Bastida...early in the last century
Well, my philosophy of world conquest is if you're going to take over the world, you should use the most up-to-date technology. Which is why I now store all my world plans on my Commodore PET--no more pen and paper for this evil doctor!. . .
Those people don't look like painters to me.
[ducking]
I thought is was squirrels.
I dunno--what's on now?
It's actually the mice. Forward any questions or comments to Slartibartfast.
I'm starting to develope some slightly Spanish tastes in a lot of ways, after living in Miami a long time...that Sorolla guy could paint.
"I thought is was squirrels."
They work together. The squirrels are the brains of the operation; the cows are just their hired MOOOOOOOscle. . .
Tell me about the mice...
Nice... the girl in pink has a slightly odd pose - is she supposed to or am I hallucinating?
I like art where you can tell what it's supposed to be.
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