Joe Biden? Noted plagiarist whose only accomplishment as a senator has been ... what? He's criticizing Rummy and Cheney? What a laugh. You're right, the hair plugs have turned on him and are wrapping themselves around the cerebral cortex. It's not pretty.
BILL Clinton's memoir, "My Life," may be setting sales records, but he's coming under fire from some quarters. Paula Jones, the former Arkansas state employee who sued Clinton for sexual harassment in 1994, has challenged the ex-prez to a public debate.
"You know, this man — something's wrong with him, I'm telling you," Jones told radio host Sean Hannity this week. "If we could just have a public forum somewhere, I would just like to meet him face-to-face on national TV." Jones says she'd "love" to debate him. Although Clinton settled out of court with Jones, "He still thinks that was not an admission of guilt," she says. "He was guilty — he knows he was."
Meanwhile, Clinton's claim in "My Life" that his wife, Sen. Hillary Clinton, was named after Mount Everest climber Sir Edmund Hillary is being called ridiculous. Sir Edmund did not climb Everest until 1953, seven years after the other Hillary was born. At the time of her birth, he was an unheralded New Zealand beekeeper. (page six)