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To: bentfeather

Been a really, really busy day today. SOme bad news some good news and trying to digest it all and make things come together. I really hate having to wait for other people before I can get things done. Anyway I have a joke to share:

There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.. So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."

Yet, the little old lady continued.

One cold, wintery day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more food."

The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled.

The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord hahaha, I bought those groceries!"
(hold on...the ending is pretty good!).

The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"


947 posted on 07/21/2004 11:16:10 PM PDT by SAMWolf (This tagline was written before a live studio audience.)
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To: SAMWolf

Sam,

Thanks for tunes, poetry, and Breakfast for the Lair.

LOL on the joke. We appreciate your taking time to give us these little poetic nuggets each and every day.

Hope things go well today.


957 posted on 07/22/2004 6:25:04 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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