Good morning everyone!
We have a few turkeys that live at the back of the farm. It's fun to watch the cats try to stalk them, then run like h*ll when the turkeys go after them. ROTFLOL!! Those buggers are MEAN!
Well.. I once had the 'call of nature' while out hiking and was caught by a turkey tom while thus 'defiling' his territory.
After said turkey attack, details I won't get into just right now, I eat them out of vengeance.