We like you just the way you are.
My real name is Alice. But friends call me Mildred. I can't explain it.
What's in a Name?
The first letter is on the front,
The last one's on the end.
There's usually, at least one more,
But that rule, it can bend.
Like Bo or Di etcetera,
It matter's not to me.
A name is just another word,
The person's who I see.
So call me Dave or NicknamedBob,
Or Mildred if you like.
If I don't like the name you call,
Tis on your head I'll strike.
Conspiracy Guy aka Mildred 6/14/2004