Maybe I'll try and write one, then. I don't know if I can be too lighthearted about it, but we'll see what happens!
Humor mixed with Faith have gotten me through a lot of tough scrapes.
I once had a motorcycle accident that broke both my legs, my right wrist, my right collarbone, and 4 ribs on my right. I told the ambulance driver as they loaded me, "Please drive slow and watch out for blue-haired ladies in Caddy's running stop signs. And don't say anything funny, I hurt like s@@@."