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To: Arpege92
Why? Are you jealous? ;-}

Hell yeah!

If you figure that the guy was "not up" (obviously) in that jar of formeldehyde, then you add about 20% for shrinkage due to pickling and age... the guy was a freakin' elephant.

I'm thinking, -- minimum -- 16 inches.

6 posted on 06/13/2004 7:59:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL Don't be jealous.....his is in a jar and can't be used.....yours can. Besides, some women would be frightened by such a large "you know"! ;-}


7 posted on 06/13/2004 8:23:28 AM PDT by Arpege92 (Republicans believe everyday is the 4th of July, Democrats believe everyday is April 15th - Gipper)
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To: Lazamataz; martin_fierro

OUCH. I wouldn't know what to do with that, besides throwing it over my shoulder and burping it like a baby.


10 posted on 06/13/2004 8:54:04 AM PDT by Xenalyte (It's not often you see Johnny Mathis in the wild.)
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To: Lazamataz
Hey, why do all Jews get circumcised?

They want everything 20% off.

My Jewish buddy Glen told me that joke.

22 posted on 06/13/2004 9:57:00 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Stop the war. ********** NUKE EM NOW !)
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To: Lazamataz

I'm thinking he needed a cow for his Monkeybusiness.


54 posted on 06/14/2004 11:23:55 AM PDT by Slip18
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