Mad monk's member features big in Russian erotica museum

AFP/Yahoo ^ | Sat Jun 12, 6:30 PM ET

[martin_fierro]

Yeah, there's a photo, but I'm not postin' it.

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list

[Arpege92]

"Yeah, there's a photo, but I'm not postin' it."

Why? Are you jealous? ;-}

[dighton]

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

This particular item might induce anxiety and pessimism.

[Lazamataz]

Yeah, there's a photo

Holy s**t.

Tommy Lee, eat your heart out.

[Lazamataz]

Why? Are you jealous? ;-}

Hell yeah!

If you figure that the guy was "not up" (obviously) in that jar of formeldehyde, then you add about 20% for shrinkage due to pickling and age... the guy was a freakin' elephant.

I'm thinking, -- minimum -- 16 inches.

[Arpege92]

LOL Don't be jealous.....his is in a jar and can't be used.....yours can. Besides, some women would be frightened by such a large "you know"! ;-}

[Arpege92]

Who's Tommy Lee?

[Chad Fairbanks]

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

So, at what point did they cut his member off? I don't see that part in the story.

Which leads me to believe that this is a fake...

[Xenalyte]

OUCH. I wouldn't know what to do with that, besides throwing it over my shoulder and burping it like a baby.

[Lazamataz]

OUCH. I wouldn't know what to do with that, besides throwing it over my shoulder and burping it like a baby.

Yeah, but what would you do when it spit up all over your shirt? :^D

[Xenalyte]

That's why they make burp cloths! Of course, as a no-kids single broad, I'd have to go get one, and Babies R Us makes me nervous.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

LOL! A classic Laz riposte! Thanks for the chuckle.

[Lazamataz]

That's why they make burp cloths

Burp cloths.

Ribbed, for Mom's pleasure.

[Lazamataz]

Another satisfied customer. ;^)

[aculeus]

Why is this man smiling?

[martin_fierro]

besides throwing it over my shoulder and burping it like a baby.

Ah, so that's what the kids are calling it these days.

[struwwelpeter]

Museums? You say there are museums over there? Why didn't anyone tell me!!??

[martin_fierro]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -- Sigmund Freud

(but yeah, I had heard about Uncle Miltie)

[Lazamataz]

Those crazy kids.