I'm glad you liked it!
Here's one for my fellow Canucks
This little old lady calls 911.
When the operator answers she yells "Help! Please send the police to my house right away. There's a damn NDPer on my front porch and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed.
"I said there is a damn NDPer on my front porch playing with himself, he's weird. I don't know him, and I'm afraid! Please send the police," the little old lady repeated.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a NDPer?" asked the operator.
"Because, you damn fool, if he was a Liberal, he'd be screwing somebody else!"
OMG!
I am LOL!
That's terrific.