Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, adjusts the seat on his bicycle before going for a ride at North Park in McCandless Township, Pa., on Saturday, June 12, 2004. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)
I doubt Jean-Francois' spandex would have polled very well in most parts of Pittsburgh (which is where McCandless Twp. is). If he weren't a Democrat, some of the locals would have whupped his pansya** by now for being such a complete and utter dork.