As the Clintons sat in the National Cathedral, making faces, I'm sure x42 was busy thinking of how beloved and revered
he'll be when he shuffles off this mortal coil. It will be even more magnificent than the Wellstone memorial (which both probably thought was the classiest send-off ever seen, I'm sure).
Then again, your husband may be correct. Bill may be banking on that deal he made with the devil giving him at least a couple hundred more years on earth.
THINGS are heating up between presidential hopeful John Kerry's filmmaker daughter Alexandra and well-traveled Brit producer Simon Monjack. Last month, we reported the pair hooked up at the Cannes film fest, where Alexandra was photographed in a see-through dress. Now we're told Monjack, whom some accuse of padding his resume [So does Alexandra's father], is producing Alexandra's next movie. Their growing intimacy has some Kerry supporters worried that Monjack's colorful past may come back to haunt the candidate if the affair gets serious. (Page Six)