Laura Earl cleans the litterbox. For the backyard doggy droppings I own a Ronco Poopapult.
If Laura Earl gets into the "family way" you'll need to clean the litter box for her. You can still use the Ronco.
Yep, read the posts. There could be something to it. I recall that at least one "philosopher" hated cats, but he was French, anyway. Cats only need us because we put the handles too high. And why is pet food put into metal cans, anyway? Why not a "bio-degradeable" wrapper?
Ever notice how cats and dogs in a "family" cooperate? The cat knocks it off the table or counter, and the dog chews it up. When you look around for someone to blame, the dog stands on his legal rights. "Anything that falls on the floor is MINE!"
And the cat gives you that haughty, "Don't even start with me." expression, then starts licking itself, as if to say, "By the way, when's dinner?"