Any predictions for Game 2 or the series, pal?
Yes, I have several my man.
Um, the game won't end in a tie.
Jack Nicholson will be wearing sunglasses.
The half-time show will suck.
Kobe will take 30 shots.
Coach Coattails will sit on the sideline, indiferrent until the last few minutes, then get a technical when a charge is called against Shaq.
Lakers by 2.