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Swedish Woman Complains About Noisy Sex
YAHOO News ^ | Jun 3, 2004 | AP

Posted on 06/05/2004 5:30:51 AM PDT by RogerFGay

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A Swedish woman, tired of the noise made by her amorous neighbors in the apartment above, took her quest for some peace and quiet to an official environmental health committee.

Jon Persson, who works with the local health committee in Simrishamn, some 382 miles south of the capital, Stockholm, said Thursday that the woman said she was "distressed, angry and tense all over" because her neighbors make love loudly almost nightly.

He said it was the first time he can recall such a complaint ever being filed in the Scandinavian country. Typically, most disputes get settled between neighbors and don't require government intervention.

The woman, who was not identified, complained that the lovemaking usually starts around 10 p.m. and lasts well past midnight, sometimes to 1 a.m., Persson said.

According to a copy of her complaint, she said the lovers' efforts have left her with tense headaches, cramps and heartburn.

"You are my last hope, please help me," the woman wrote in the complaint, according to Persson.

Persson said he's not entirely sure how to help the woman, noting that it's the landlord of the apartment building "whose duty it is to make sure the nuisance stops."

Persson said his committee could visit the woman's apartment and measure the noise levels, but said it might be hard to do that because "we don't know in advance when the disturbances will occur."



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: noise; sweden
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To: ken5050

nah...just an observer of human nature


21 posted on 06/05/2004 5:43:59 AM PDT by Gillsie
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To: LibKill

Thanks..great film...


22 posted on 06/05/2004 5:44:29 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Gillsie

OK..if you say so..(g)


23 posted on 06/05/2004 5:45:30 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: RogerFGay

Where do I buy the compact disc? I'll add it to my sounds of nature collection.


24 posted on 06/05/2004 5:46:12 AM PDT by em2vn
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To: RogerFGay; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
Eh, she's just...

...cross.

25 posted on 06/05/2004 5:52:53 AM PDT by martin_fierro (If I see one more "Help Me With My Homework" thread...)
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To: RogerFGay

"Your momma sure cares about your education, Forrest!"

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. . . "


26 posted on 06/05/2004 5:55:28 AM PDT by leadpenny
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To: RogerFGay
Years ago I was approached by a distressed co-worker, wondering if there were any way he got get rid of some tenants. He bought a two-family house, and rented his upstairs apartment to hearing imparied (Aww, let's be honest..stone deaf) newlyweds.

It seemed like a good idea-After all, they would not be playing loud music at odd hours, etc.!

But it got to the point they were scaring his children, not just by the decible level and frequency, but because of the TYPEs of sounds..."Daddy! He is beating her up again!!!"

I never found out how it was resolved.

27 posted on 06/05/2004 5:56:57 AM PDT by Gorzaloon (Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.)
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To: RogerFGay

Oops!


28 posted on 06/05/2004 6:00:54 AM PDT by F14 Pilot (John ''Fedayeen" sKerry - the Mullahs' regime candidate)
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To: RogerFGay

LOL...Guess it might be annoying after a while


29 posted on 06/05/2004 6:01:53 AM PDT by nuconvert ("America will never be intimidated by thugs and assassins." ( Azadi baraye Iran)
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To: F14 Pilot

The couple should try the "Italian position"...man on top, woman in the kitchen..


30 posted on 06/05/2004 6:04:13 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: RogerFGay
Typically, most disputes get settled between neighbors and don't require government intervention.

Then they would be about the only things the government here doesn't stick its nose into, it seems to me.

31 posted on 06/05/2004 6:27:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (In Sweden for five more weeks)
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To: martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Persson said he's not entirely sure how to help the woman, noting that it's the landlord of the apartment building "whose duty it is to make sure the nuisance stops."

Is she sure that the landlord isn't already "taking matters into his own hands", so to speak?

32 posted on 06/05/2004 6:36:33 AM PDT by mikrofon (Give it that Perssonal touch...)
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To: RogerFGay
"distressed, angry and tense all over" because her neighbors make love loudly almost nightly.

Geeze, she should hear my peacocks partying all night.

33 posted on 06/05/2004 7:19:33 AM PDT by EggsAckley (............Al Gore: I rant, therefore I am............)
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To: EggsAckley

Your what?


34 posted on 06/05/2004 4:12:37 PM PDT by Imagine
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To: Imagine

Peacocks, peacocks! You know, the ones with the big tail feathers.


35 posted on 06/05/2004 7:08:13 PM PDT by EggsAckley (............Al Gore: I rant, therefore I am............)
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To: EggsAckley

"Geeze, she should hear my peacocks partying all night"

LOL! --- you should hear the frogs out back here!



36 posted on 06/05/2004 8:52:48 PM PDT by JLO
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To: JLO

Wow, we lost all our frogs several years ago. They are just now coming back, and not in big numbers. I'd trade a peacock or two for a healthy bunch of froggies!


37 posted on 06/06/2004 7:52:29 AM PDT by EggsAckley (............Al Gore: I rant, therefore I am............)
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To: LibKill
Oh, heck. I'd have just recorded the 'noise' and played it back at them at 5am, about 120 decibels. :)

Try an air-raid or demolitions siren. It actually worked for me!

38 posted on 06/08/2004 11:25:30 AM PDT by albertp (Malice in Blunderland, The Wizard of Odd, and Gullible's Troubles, too!)
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To: EggsAckley

Hey, how'd you lose 'em?

Just wondering...


39 posted on 06/08/2004 8:48:41 PM PDT by JLO
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To: JLO

Don't know. We used to have jillions of little tree frogs but for some reason they all just disappeared about six years ago. My neighbors all say the same thing. We're out in the redwood forest in the mountains. I know that there are frogs elsewhere in the county. It's weird.


40 posted on 06/09/2004 8:49:02 AM PDT by EggsAckley (............"The democrats would rather win the WH than the war." - Tom DeLay............)
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