Glass of water and an ashtray. Comin' up.
Many thanks, Joe.
Where's my Wife?
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said,
"I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere "