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Seems that what ever band this joker was in sucks!
http://www.happyfunpundit.com/hfp/images/marikerry.jpg
Who can forget his stint with Los Lobos.
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Rockin' out with Itty bitty spider.
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Your right Senator, I was thinking of you when Me and Paul wrote No Where Man!
There wwere a few names I took exceptions with; but, given the rag this appeared in & the apparent youthful age of the brainstem himbo writing it, I considered the source.
Maybe more revealing were those who didn't make the list.
Take the *talentless* -- but gawd-awful "PC" -- Hootie & The Blowfish for example?
Or the 5'5" & a half "Boss" (& his eternal mundane groanings) should've got honorable mention, anyway.
But the gig was really up when the "King of Banality" was nowhere to be found.
Yes, that cinched it for me, alright!
Of course that could mean only one person, the only known sure-fire cure for insomniacs cursed by fleeting slumber.
"The Dave Matthews Band".
Snnnnnorrrrre.
...>thunk!<
