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To: RMDupree
what about if sharks have learned how to "layer"?

Fortunately for us: sharks are stoopid. That, and they don't have hands with opposable thumbs, so they can't work buttons or zippers. Keeps them from wearing coats. Since they can't button the coats, they just keep falling off when they swim. Lucky for us.

712 posted on 06/02/2004 6:44:58 PM PDT by Ramius (We come to it at last. The great battle of our time.)
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To: Ramius

Sharks use velcro, silly!


719 posted on 06/02/2004 6:51:36 PM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: God takes care of things in the biggest and smallest of ways!)
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To: Ramius; RMDupree; Wneighbor
You neglected to tell 'em about the dreaded ice shark...


780 posted on 06/02/2004 7:38:34 PM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Do your patriotic duty: Slap a Lie'bral today!)
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