Some people do crosswords -- I do taglines. I love these little critters!
When a Freeper strings just a few words together and makes a profound/funny/clever/etc. point, that's genius.
I view them as cartoons drawn with words. Or perhaps, instead of soundbites, tagbites.
Keep up the good work. It gives me a needed laugh. :)
Thanks for sticking with this. It's really funny.