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that's gotta be older than mine right?
you know the old joke about jazz bass player that takes place in africa? the safari tourists hear distant drumming every night and loud cheering and dancing? etc if you're interested i'll type it up. i understand if you're not. i've got a good trombone joke too. HEY wasn't this a baseball joke thread?

you know the old joke about jazz bass player that takes place in africa? the safari tourists hear distant drumming every night and loud cheering and dancing? etc if you're interested i'll type it up. i understand if you're not. i've got a good trombone joke too.

I know I'm going to hate myself later; in fact, I should be banned for even asking, but what are those jokes? {{{{shudder}}}} :D.

HEY wasn't this a baseball joke thread?

Okay....

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the National Anthem started.......the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" And the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem ...he yelled, "Down Nuts". And they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts!!!" and they all started booing and cat calling.

Thinking things were going very well. The doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, the doctor asked," What in the world happened?

The assistant replied, "Well, everything was going just fine till a vendor passed by and yelled PEANUTS!"