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Is Michael Jackson a Republican or a Democrat?
5-28-04 | ComtedeMaistre

Posted on 05/28/2004 4:06:05 PM PDT by ComtedeMaistre

Isn't it remarkable, that despite all the stuff that has been said about Michael Jackson, no one has ever speculated on his political leanings (although there is no end to speculation on his sexuality).

Is he a Democrat? Possibly. What clues can we look at, in trying to determine that he is a Democrat? First, he comes from a community that votes 90 percent for the Dems. Secondly, he is into the "gay thing", although his partners are a little on the youthful side (is that an understatement, or what?). Most gays are Democrats. Thirdly, he is part of the Hollywood set, which is overwhelmingly liberal Democrat. Fourthly, he represents (as part of his public relations image) the mushy sentimentality of the one-worlders, with no clear concept of right or wrong, and loves to promote one-world themes. Fifthly, he is a man who sometimes seems totally out of touch with reality, kind of like a hippie from the 1960s, who is high on LSD.

Then again, he may be a Republican. One clue is the ruthlessness with which he often fires his employees and lawyers, which makes Donald Trump look like an amateur. He has also taken advantage of the great opportunities that exist in America's capitalist system, and has made himself very wealthy, something that most Republicans like to talk about. Then the most controversial part. In the view of most African-Americans, he "acts white", has almost exclusively white friends, and he even underwent an operation and became a white woman. Presumably, the blacks probably see him as being "whiter" than Clarence Thomas and Ward Connerly, in terms of "acting white".


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1 posted on 05/28/2004 4:06:05 PM PDT by ComtedeMaistre
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To: ComtedeMaistre

So are you saying he swings both ways?


2 posted on 05/28/2004 4:07:20 PM PDT by uncitizen
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To: ComtedeMaistre

Michael Jackson is a freak.


3 posted on 05/28/2004 4:07:55 PM PDT by GBA
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To: ComtedeMaistre
Is Michael Jackson a Republican or a Democrat?

C'mon, lay off the trick questions, will ya?

I'm still trying to figure out if it's human, fer cryin' out loud...

4 posted on 05/28/2004 4:08:23 PM PDT by MarineDad (So what's the big deal? Allah wears panties on his head, too...but you don't hear HIM complaining.)
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To: ComtedeMaistre

Why are you posting this tripe and wasting bandwidth?


5 posted on 05/28/2004 4:08:32 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Extremer than any Extremist!!!)
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To: ComtedeMaistre

I didn't know non-humanoids could vote...run for office like Al Gore and Ted Kennedy yes, but vote?


6 posted on 05/28/2004 4:08:35 PM PDT by God luvs America (Support Our Troops....Don't vote for Kerry!)
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To: ComtedeMaistre

log playhouse libertine


7 posted on 05/28/2004 4:11:08 PM PDT by larryjohnson
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To: ComtedeMaistre

He was at Willies inauguration party. I hope to hell he is a damocrap.


8 posted on 05/28/2004 4:13:42 PM PDT by wearredcaps
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To: ComtedeMaistre

...He's "Bad"...


9 posted on 05/28/2004 4:16:39 PM PDT by gargoyle
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

,...for the same reason you wasted post #5...


10 posted on 05/28/2004 4:18:55 PM PDT by gargoyle
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To: ComtedeMaistre
Is Michael Jackson a Republican or a Democrat?

He's French.

11 posted on 05/28/2004 4:33:41 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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Hes a pedipilicrat


12 posted on 05/28/2004 5:53:21 PM PDT by al baby (Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
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To: ComtedeMaistre

13 posted on 05/28/2004 6:27:02 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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To: ComtedeMaistre

Is Michael Jackson a Republican or a Democrat?

 

Bear in mind I'm just guessing, but since he's extraordinarily bizarre, loves sex with 12-year old boys, has had more plastic surgery than Liz Taylor, has absolutely no discernible talent, is wealthy beyond anyone's imagination, lives in a fantasy world, is washed up as the (ahem ) "King of Pop", has destroyed and mutilated his racial heritage, and thinks he's above society's laws, yeah, I'd say he's a Democrat.

14 posted on 05/29/2004 2:25:59 PM PDT by Fintan (Seriously...does my hair look all right?)
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