Yes, you are forgiven the cat jokes (- as long as I can throw more cat toys at you at the next cat joke.) I enjoy a verbal tango - with the cat jokes... I had a friend whose own kids had cats, but she would tell me that cats were the other white meat when I talked about my cat.
You can get the coordination down with practice. Do you know any marshall(sp) arts or play any sports? They both require coordination. (It also helps if you're dancing to dance-able music, not head-banger stuff.)
Yeah, you can throw more cat toys at me. Although, if you throw the actual cat, it'll be kinda like skeet shooting :)
I did study some martial arts and play some sports, but you've yet to convince me. Maybe trying to dance to Guns n' Roses wasn't the right idea lol...