[Mr. Silverback]

"¡Hale mi dedo! ¡Huele mi pedo!"

OK, you're going to have to retranslate that for me. I got the "Pull my finger" part, but I'm clueless on the rest.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Roughly, it means: "Pull my finger! Smell my fart!"

pedo = fart

oler = to smell; huele is the imperative command conjugation.

I just liked it because it rhymed.