[T'wit]

>> (Every time I say, "C'est la Vie." nobody ever says, "La Vie.")

I'm from America's Dairyland. In Wisconsin, we have more cows than people. One day I discovered that cows speak French when I happened to say "C'est moi!" A cow looked at me solemnly and answered, "Mwaaa!"

[NicknamedBob]

That's a cow for you. It's all about "me."

If you told this story to a sheep, I'm sure it would not be impressed.

But you might get some sympathy from a hen.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL!