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To: T'wit
Leaving behind a bowl of butter with a dead mouse in it.

LOL

138 posted on 05/19/2004 9:41:16 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula'
tablets he claimed gave eternal youth.

When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth
time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical
fraud.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983.




Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift
of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink;
thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee
living water.

The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw
with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that
living water? Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which
gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his
children, and his cattle?

Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this
water shall thirst again: But whosoever drinketh of the
water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the
water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water
springing up into everlasting life. -John 4:10


139 posted on 05/19/2004 10:35:33 PM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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