It wasn't easy. I was accosted by two tough guy poets. They said I ode them a lot of money, but I told them to take a haiku.
This may be the pair of them right here (right click, then "view image.")
Stood your ground with those tough guy poets, did ya?
Nice to see you this evening, T'wit!!
Today's humor is more cute than funny, but I think you'll still find it enjoyable. Remember back in the good ol' days when everyone made their own butter with the butter churn? Well...
...one day two mice fell into a deep cream bowl. One was an optimistic soul. But the other took the gloomy view.
"We're going to drown," he lamented without much ado, and with a last despairing cry, he flung up his legs and said "Goodbye."
"I can't get out but I won't give in, I'll just swim around till my strength is spent, then I'll die the more content," Quoted the other mouse with a steadfast grin.
Bravely he swam to work his scheme, and his struggles began to churn the cream. The more he swam, his legs a flutter, the more the cream turned into butter.
On top of the butter at last he stopped, and out of the bowl he gaily hopped.
Oh no, I can't view the image! If they come after me I won't recognize them!