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Tennessee School Holds Cow Drop Raffle
AP/Yahoo ^ | 5/17/04 | AMBER McDOWELL

Posted on 05/17/2004 10:28:15 AM PDT by martin_fierro

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I love Flyover Country.

1 posted on 05/17/2004 10:28:16 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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This should be interesting since cows in Jefferson County have to have two legs shorter than the other two
2 posted on 05/17/2004 11:07:13 AM PDT by sticker
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Our high school has done this for years. Cow is not hurt, and the school makes about 5,000 dollars.


3 posted on 05/17/2004 3:15:00 PM PDT by roylene
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To: hellinahandcart; sauropod; firebrand; Tabi Katz; Oschisms; Clemenza; Cacique; cyborg; NYCVirago; ...

I read this, and then wonder about those here on FR who trash NYC. Kind of puts things in perspective...


4 posted on 05/17/2004 7:36:12 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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Let the folks in Wal-Mart and cow country be happy with their early bird specials at Applebee's. ;-)


5 posted on 05/17/2004 7:38:38 PM PDT by Clemenza (Strolling along country roads with my baby...)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

yep


6 posted on 05/17/2004 7:40:26 PM PDT by cyborg
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Could you imagine explaining to neighbors how you were suddenly able to afford that new car? "I won a cow-shitting contest."


7 posted on 05/17/2004 8:12:26 PM PDT by Tabi Katz
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Well, at least it isn't same-sex cow marriage.


8 posted on 05/17/2004 8:19:04 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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Well, at least it isn't same-sex cow marriage.

Well, the articles doesn't say that they *don't* do it...

9 posted on 05/17/2004 8:20:15 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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Probably because the editor was cowed into censoring the story.


10 posted on 05/17/2004 8:28:04 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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It could have been a real moooooving story.


11 posted on 05/17/2004 8:29:28 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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But they had to be sheepish about it.


12 posted on 05/17/2004 8:31:17 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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Definitely! That's the kind of thing that could easily get someone's goat.


13 posted on 05/17/2004 8:37:25 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Unless someone gets chicken about it.


14 posted on 05/17/2004 9:00:51 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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To: lavrenti

Or, they could be too busy horsing around!


15 posted on 05/17/2004 9:05:17 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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Or better yet...catting around. Certainly would be a dogged effort.


16 posted on 05/17/2004 9:09:37 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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There's something fishy about them...


17 posted on 05/17/2004 9:11:52 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Shark-like, I assume.


18 posted on 05/17/2004 9:13:39 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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To: lavrenti

Yep. Also, some are rat finks!


19 posted on 05/17/2004 9:14:15 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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Braying hyenas, persnikity platypusses...


20 posted on 05/17/2004 9:15:46 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)
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